May 2013
16 posts
fishscalepanties:
darkrobins:
on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman
i think id just really like them to start with a super gritty voice over and the actor portraying dick grayson doing the gargling-marbles christopher nolan batman voice
then just have him choke and cough and be like “how...
icicleman:
thatpunnyguy:
what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE
GET OUT
icicleman:
thatpunnyguy:
what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE
GET OUT
Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
livedreamloveworld:
thegreatgrantaire:
slow-roasted-idiocy:
awesometriathlon:
catgh0st:
Let’s see who’s over 18
I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.
When I was four, I would wake my mom up in the middle of the night just so she could put the Aristocats in the VHS player.
I’m 25. Your point? I saw it a long time ago.
Cast me in a musical.
rnemes:
reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo
sleep-well-my-friend:
I SAW THIS GUY THAT LOOKED LIKE SHERLOCK HOLMES AND AS HE WALKED PAST ME I WAS LIKE “hey sherlock” AND HE TURNED AROUND STARED AT ME AND GOES “i prefer holmes” AND THAT WAS THE MOMENT I DIED
I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good: Joey's... →
fuckyeahjoeyrichter:
Every year we here at fuckyeahjoeyrichter try and put together something for Joey’s birthday. This year tumblr user the-coolest-girl has offered to take over this project since her and her friend will be seeing Joey the week of his birthday.
All you have to do to…
April 2013
45 posts
averypotterurl:
neildegrassetyson:
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
Reblog if you like an actor twice your age
inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower:
gregariousowl:
a-ckleholic:
son-of-an-assbutt99:
arisaavena:
thefaultinourdeductions:
forgetmenotsinthetardis:
themanwiththeironsuit:
Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.
All of tumblr should be reblogging this.
Wait, just one?….
did you mean one million?
Umm…
i’ll just leave this here…
...
Steven Moffat in his interview at Paris ComicCon
Interviewer: If you had a TARDIS, when and where would you go?
Moffat: Oh, I dunno. Everyone else in the world has a better answer than me right now. Never ask a happy man where he wants to go, i just don't really want to go anywhere.
Moffat: Maybe I would take some Sherlock DVDs back to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and see what he thinks.
Moffat: He'd probably punch me.
fishingboatproceeds:
aboutrivers:
I’m not sure if this new youtube layout thing benefits everyone…
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a novelist.”
“Right, but how do you pay your bills?”
“Giraffe sex videos.”
English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
Shakespeare: Excuse you
John Green: Excuse you
Agatha Christie: Excuse you
The BBC: Excuse you
Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
Hussie: *mad laughter*
Arthur Conan Doyle: whatever i hate all of you little shits
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
razzledazzleflux:
shavingryansprivates:
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever...
Incredibly Invasive Questions
1. Describe the scent of your shampoo.
2. What does your favorite bra/boxers look like?
3. Shotgun or backseat?
4. Hardcover or softcover?
5. Do you play an instrument?
6. What color is your room?
7. Favorite celebrity hair?
8. If you could switch places with (insert name) for a day, what would you do?
9. What was your childhood "security blanket?"
10. Do you like men who wear Axe?
11. Are you wearing any pants right now?
12. Most rebellious thing you have ever done?
13. Least favorite teacher? Why?
14. First thing you wash in the shower?
15. What is the thing you brag about most often?
16. Most played song on your Ipod/Itunes?
17. If you're in your room, look at the first photo you see. Whats the story behind it?
18. Any fanfic recs for (insert pairing here)?
19. What movie are you most looking forward to in the next year?
20. What would you say if Taylor Swift asked you out?
21. How many asks have you gotten in the last 24 hours?
22. What is your number one otp?
23. Should you be doing homework right now? What subject?
24. What is your wifi password?
25. Whats the last thing you ate?
26. Ever had any near death experiences?
27. Whats the story behind your nickname?
28. Favorite chapstick flavor?
29. Choose one thing on your fridge and tell the story behind it.
30. Whats the last thing you bought?
xharries:
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.
Disney has taught me that...
narionblack:
daydreamsanddisney:
THE LAST ONE
omysheeran:
danhowled:
that-jolly-tardis-sound:
panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:
logans-v-and-dimples:
mikey-way-galaxy:
mikey-way-galaxy:
isetmynarwhalsonfire:
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
And Arwin
and also that dude Spencer from iCarly
And a pinch of Oliver...
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
A compliment
A story
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me
1 tag
My thoughts while at school.
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
Damn baby wassup
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE